[voice]

[drillsanddrool]

Just because someone else found out that machine... They're getting all the credit! Well, for your information, I managed to find something better. Something much more practical in the long run than that stupid card machine.

In case none of you have noticed, that large black orb in those white hallways is a teleporation device, moving you from one floor to the next. Much better than using the stairs and with none of the effort.

Comments

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you talking about?! Of course I wouldn't catch on fire!

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

You're right... You should have melted.

[i-killedmufasa.livejournal.com]

...Level up?

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Like a video game.

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

What do you think I am?!

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Kid, you don't wanna know.

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Spit it out already.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Not if that's the way you're gonna ask.

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Ask? Why would I ask you, much less anyone else?

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Why would anyone answer you, much less me?

[i-killedmufasa.livejournal.com]

I don't follow.

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Until you get more powerful!

[i-killedmufasa.livejournal.com]

Lions don't work that way, my dear boy.

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Because I'm the one demanding an answer. If you've got something to say about me, say it to my face.

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... That could probably be changed.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

How am I supposed to say it to your face over these journal things?

[i-killedmufasa.livejournal.com]

...Oh?

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

That probably shouldn't...

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Simple. I'll just alter your body--perhaps replacing various organs with better, mechanical ones--and maybe add in a few weapons. Flight capability could work well, too. I've never used a lion as a test subject before. Haaaaaah... Haaaaaaah...! [slurps up a bit of drool] How exciting!♥

Of course, I'd have to get the materials first. Now... Where would I find missiles here?

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

You just don't see the same possibilities that I do.

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

It's a figure of speech.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Just the aftermath.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Should I still tell you you're ugly then?

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to give you a copy of the notes taken from my modifications.

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Since when do looks matter?