[voice]

[drillsanddrool]

Just because someone else found out that machine... They're getting all the credit! Well, for your information, I managed to find something better. Something much more practical in the long run than that stupid card machine.

In case none of you have noticed, that large black orb in those white hallways is a teleporation device, moving you from one floor to the next. Much better than using the stairs and with none of the effort.

Comments

[i-killedmufasa.livejournal.com]

Lions don't work that way, my dear boy.

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... That could probably be changed.

[i-killedmufasa.livejournal.com]

...Oh?

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Simple. I'll just alter your body--perhaps replacing various organs with better, mechanical ones--and maybe add in a few weapons. Flight capability could work well, too. I've never used a lion as a test subject before. Haaaaaah... Haaaaaaah...! [slurps up a bit of drool] How exciting!♥

Of course, I'd have to get the materials first. Now... Where would I find missiles here?

[i-killedmufasa.livejournal.com]

...You'll have to inform me when you find everything.

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

I'll see what I can do. This should be absolutely fascinating.

[i-killedmufasa.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure it will be.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

That probably shouldn't...

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

You just don't see the same possibilities that I do.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Just the aftermath.

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to give you a copy of the notes taken from my modifications.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Who needs those? Any mook could tell it ended poorly if you go through with this. You'll be the laughing stock of the city.

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Tch, like I said, you just don't see the same possibilities that I do.

Although... you may have a point. Maybe I should attempt to make more, substituting robotic lions if necessary. Then they could combine to form a giant robot and... [continues on mumbling to himself for awhile]

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

What the heck are are you going on about? More lions? We don't need anymore.