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Just because someone else found out that machine... They're getting all the credit! Well, for your information, I managed to find something better. Something much more practical in the long run than that stupid card machine.

In case none of you have noticed, that large black orb in those white hallways is a teleporation device, moving you from one floor to the next. Much better than using the stairs and with none of the effort.

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Oh, brilliant~ What a perfectly useful piece of information.

Of course it is. Who wants to go through all those places and go up all those stairs when you can get there instantly?

Oh, I don't think anyone would.

Exactly!

Just which hallways are you talking about, if I may ask?

The ones between each world. For example, the area after you go through the door at the end of the island.

Oh, I didn't make it that far during my outing. I ran into some of those nasty Heartless.

And? It's not like they're that hard to defeat. I managed to kill a lot of them while trying to drill through their heads. It was annoying.

I'm afraid I'm not as strong as many of you.

So? They're still pretty easy to kill. If you can't take even the weakest of them out, what are you going to do about any of the others?

Oh, I was able to deal with them, but only just.

Then keep doing that until you level up.

...Level up?

Like a video game.

I don't follow.

Until you get more powerful!

Lions don't work that way, my dear boy.

Hmmm... That could probably be changed.

...Oh?

Simple. I'll just alter your body--perhaps replacing various organs with better, mechanical ones--and maybe add in a few weapons. Flight capability could work well, too. I've never used a lion as a test subject before. Haaaaaah... Haaaaaaah...! [slurps up a bit of drool] How exciting!♥

Of course, I'd have to get the materials first. Now... Where would I find missiles here?

Edited 2010-07-17 08:01 (UTC)

...You'll have to inform me when you find everything.

I'll see what I can do. This should be absolutely fascinating.

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i-killedmufasa.livejournal.com - 2010-07-17 08:21 (UTC) - Expand

That probably shouldn't...

You just don't see the same possibilities that I do.

Just the aftermath.