[voice]

[drillsanddrool]

Just because someone else found out that machine... They're getting all the credit! Well, for your information, I managed to find something better. Something much more practical in the long run than that stupid card machine.

In case none of you have noticed, that large black orb in those white hallways is a teleporation device, moving you from one floor to the next. Much better than using the stairs and with none of the effort.

Comments

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

And? I run an entire school and I used dimensional gates to get where I needed. Who says you need to walk to rule over people?

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

I've run a world. Actually, I was a world once. SO, walking's good. Now go have fun with your primitive orb.

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

The school is a world. As its dean, I rule it. And why would I want to be an entire world? You wouldn't be ruling anyone. It'd just be you.

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

But it feels so good to be me. Billions upon billions of warriors and masterminds and goliaths.

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

And? It's not hard to rule someplace if it's just you. If it were clones, there's at least the possibility that they'd have differing personalities and goals and might rise against you.

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

Well, it seems you have a bigger grasp of things than I first supposed. You have my apologies.

I was going to use that world and its "new" population as an intergalactic warship. Care to rebut?

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Are you... Are you telling me that you planned to convert that planet into a spaceship?

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

Are you thick? That's what I just said.

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Haaaah... Haaaaaah... Magnificent...! Truly magnificent! For once, someone actually has an idea worth something!

[mastertemplate.livejournal.com]

Why don't you tell me how you really think?