[voice]

[drillsanddrool]

Just because someone else found out that machine... They're getting all the credit! Well, for your information, I managed to find something better. Something much more practical in the long run than that stupid card machine.

In case none of you have noticed, that large black orb in those white hallways is a teleporation device, moving you from one floor to the next. Much better than using the stairs and with none of the effort.

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[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

... You tellin' me you actually went outside for once?

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

How else am I supposed to figure out more about this place?

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

And you survived? I don't believe it! How long were you out there for?

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

What? Did people seriously have difficulty with that trip?

...Most of the day.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Wow... You'd think that exposure to the sun after all those years of hermithood would set you on fire or somethin'.

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you talking about?! Of course I wouldn't catch on fire!

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

You're right... You should have melted.

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

What do you think I am?!

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Kid, you don't wanna know.

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Spit it out already.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Not if that's the way you're gonna ask.

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Ask? Why would I ask you, much less anyone else?

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Why would anyone answer you, much less me?

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Because I'm the one demanding an answer. If you've got something to say about me, say it to my face.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

How am I supposed to say it to your face over these journal things?

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

It's a figure of speech.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Should I still tell you you're ugly then?

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Since when do looks matter?

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Well, you ain't got much else working for you... Not that your looks are either. Maybe if you get a tan or somethin'.

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

I'm an Overlord, you idiot! How is that not working for me?! And why the hell would I need a tan?!

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Being an Overlord does nothing for your image.

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about? Of course it does! It's one of many images I have to maintain!

If you were talking about clothes or attitude I could understand, but what does my skin have to do with it?

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Well, last I checked, dead guys can't be overlords.

I mean, you are a ghost, right?

[voice]

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

Uh, Timon? Why are you calling him a ghost?

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

...

...

[suddenly cold and distant. Like, we're talking ice cold here] No. Dead guys can't be Overlords.