[voice]

[drillsanddrool]

Just because someone else found out that machine... They're getting all the credit! Well, for your information, I managed to find something better. Something much more practical in the long run than that stupid card machine.

In case none of you have noticed, that large black orb in those white hallways is a teleporation device, moving you from one floor to the next. Much better than using the stairs and with none of the effort.

Comments

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Since when do looks matter?

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Well, you ain't got much else working for you... Not that your looks are either. Maybe if you get a tan or somethin'.

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

I'm an Overlord, you idiot! How is that not working for me?! And why the hell would I need a tan?!

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Being an Overlord does nothing for your image.

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about? Of course it does! It's one of many images I have to maintain!

If you were talking about clothes or attitude I could understand, but what does my skin have to do with it?

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Well, last I checked, dead guys can't be overlords.

I mean, you are a ghost, right?

[voice]

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

Uh, Timon? Why are you calling him a ghost?

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

'Cause if he were any whiter I could see right through him!

[voice]

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

It's still not very nice.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not my fault.

[voice]

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

You should be more careful with what kinds of things you say to people.

Look at him, you hurt his feelings.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

... Pumbaa, we're on the journals. How can I look at him?

[voice]

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

Uuuuuh...right. But can't you hear how hurt he is?

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

...

...

[suddenly cold and distant. Like, we're talking ice cold here] No. Dead guys can't be Overlords.

[voice]

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

Hey, Timon didn't really mean it...

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Tch... It doesn't matter anyway.

[voice]

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

Oh...If you're sure...

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I didn't?

[voice]

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

...Wait, you did mean it?

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

That I could almost see through him?

[voice]

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

Not that part, the other part.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

There was another part? ... How many parts?

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

... Gee, what's gotten into you?

[voice]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Nothing. Just drop it.

[voice]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Alright, alright... Yeesh.