drillsanddrool: (grumpy Mao is normal)
Mao ([personal profile] drillsanddrool) wrote2009-06-14 02:03 am

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Hmmm... What are you? Interesting technology, but what is it used for--hm? Oho... recording me, are you? Hm... This had better not be some sort of spying device. If it is, I'll just dismantle this thing and use it for scrap metal.

But I suppose if it's going to be recording me, I might as well make good use of it. I wonder if this is broadcast anywhere... A communications device?

Oi! If anyone can hear me over this thing, where's the nearest Dimensional Gate?! Obviously there's been some sort of mistake. Whose idea was it to put a prinny in charge, anyway?

And what's with the domes? Is there some kind of climate control necessary for this place or something? ...I wonder if there's a machine for it around here somewhere...

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
Heheheh... I'm a demon! What do you expect me to act like? Being rude is an important skill!

"That" is mine, and that's all I'm going to say about it.

So you have encountered these shadow-things before? What were those like?

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[identity profile] theboywithhorns.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
You say you are a demon?

Where I come from, I only know of you from myths and ghost stories. You do not seem very scary, though. Are all demons supposed to act as childish as you? That must make you very highly regarded.

As for the shadows... they were very dangerous. But they are all gone now. I put them to rest.

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
Sh-shut up! Y-You just haven't seen me in person! You'd be trembling in fear if you had! And of course I'm highly regarded! I'm the Dean! I'm an Overlord!

[voice] (He is enjoying this far too much.)

[identity profile] theboywithhorns.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I am sorry, but that title does not mean anything to me. I do not think it will carry much weight in this place.

Why are you stuttering? Do demons normally stutter when they are angry? Maybe that is your way of trying to frighten me?

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course it will! Only the strongest demons become Overlords!

Wh-what's with all these questions, anyway?!

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[identity profile] theboywithhorns.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
But demons do not rule this city. At least, I do not think they do.

I think you are having some trouble adjusting to this place.

As for the questions, I don't know. Why were you so interested in the shadows?

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if they don't, it should be common knowledge. And I'm not having any trouble adjusting!

I haven't heard of anything like them before. I intend to study them.

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[identity profile] theboywithhorns.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not common knowledge. Don't you think you are being a bit unreasonable?

Study them?

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It's all in the title! "Overlord." Someone with that kind of title obviously has to have a lot of power behind them. Or they lord over a bunch of weaklings.

Of course. Maybe capture one for myself.

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[identity profile] theboywithhorns.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
So if I told you that I defeated the Queen of the Evil Fortress, and am now Emperor of the Whole Land, that would be very impressive to you?

As for the shadows, I think that might be a little difficult if they are trying to attack you. What do you mean by study them?

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Geh... It's... somewhat impressive, but I don't know who this "Queen of the Evil Fortress" is.

So they're aggressive? I'll make a note of that.

Capture them, find out what they are, maybe fit in a little dissection... I'll have to set up a lab somewhere.

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[identity profile] theboywithhorns.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
You are a very funny demon. It must be very hard to know who's telling the truth when you believe every word you hear.

You are going to try cutting them open? What if they do not have bodies?

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
O-oi! Don't lie about something like that!

If they don't have bodies, I'll just think of something else!

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[identity profile] theboywithhorns.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
So you are not lying about being the Overlord of wherever you are from? Are demons supposed to be honest, as well? I thought they were supposed to lie and try to trick you into doing their bidding.

...I am actually starting to feel a bit guilty, needling you like this. For an evil creature, you are obviously very impressionable.

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I'm not! A-And we're not! We lie, cheat, steal, play pranks, all of that! Except Beryl, but she's a delinquent, so she doesn't count.

What's that supposed to mean?!

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[identity profile] theboywithhorns.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Then I am very sorry. You are obviously having a lot of trouble being a demon, if you are being so nice and honest with me.

Would you like me to teach you how to lie, someday? It will probably make spotting liars much easier.

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'M NOT HAVING ANY TROUBLE BEING A DEMON! I was the top Honor Student at the Evil Academy before I became the Dean! My... My evil intellect is just too much for you to handle, that's all! You're just a human, what do you know, anyway?!

And I'm not being nice! Stop saying that!

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[identity profile] theboywithhorns.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
That does sound very impressive! You obviously know a lot about being a demon. I am sad that I am not intelligent enough to understand how evil you are, or I would surely be very terrified.

Maybe you should practice being nice more often. You are very good at it, and maybe that could help you trick humans like me!

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Why you...! Just consider yourself lucky I don't know where you are! I'm sure there are plenty of things I could do to you...

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[identity profile] theboywithhorns.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Like beat me up?

Or is that not evil enough? Would you try to study me also?

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'll put lasers in your eyes and put you in a room filled with mirrors! Or maybe I'll rearrange your body parts and see how you fare on your own in the middle of the city!

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[identity profile] theboywithhorns.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
What are lasers? Are they very evil things?

I think you would have to catch me, first. I am very quick.

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Why the hell would I tell you anything now?!

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[identity profile] theboywithhorns.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you don't tell me what they are, I can't very well be scared of them, right?

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Then I'll just do the other one! Be afraid of that!

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