drillsanddrool: (grumpy Mao is normal)
Mao ([personal profile] drillsanddrool) wrote2009-06-14 02:03 am

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Hmmm... What are you? Interesting technology, but what is it used for--hm? Oho... recording me, are you? Hm... This had better not be some sort of spying device. If it is, I'll just dismantle this thing and use it for scrap metal.

But I suppose if it's going to be recording me, I might as well make good use of it. I wonder if this is broadcast anywhere... A communications device?

Oi! If anyone can hear me over this thing, where's the nearest Dimensional Gate?! Obviously there's been some sort of mistake. Whose idea was it to put a prinny in charge, anyway?

And what's with the domes? Is there some kind of climate control necessary for this place or something? ...I wonder if there's a machine for it around here somewhere...

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[identity profile] theboywithhorns.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Then I am very sorry. You are obviously having a lot of trouble being a demon, if you are being so nice and honest with me.

Would you like me to teach you how to lie, someday? It will probably make spotting liars much easier.

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'M NOT HAVING ANY TROUBLE BEING A DEMON! I was the top Honor Student at the Evil Academy before I became the Dean! My... My evil intellect is just too much for you to handle, that's all! You're just a human, what do you know, anyway?!

And I'm not being nice! Stop saying that!

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[identity profile] theboywithhorns.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
That does sound very impressive! You obviously know a lot about being a demon. I am sad that I am not intelligent enough to understand how evil you are, or I would surely be very terrified.

Maybe you should practice being nice more often. You are very good at it, and maybe that could help you trick humans like me!

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Why you...! Just consider yourself lucky I don't know where you are! I'm sure there are plenty of things I could do to you...

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[identity profile] theboywithhorns.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Like beat me up?

Or is that not evil enough? Would you try to study me also?

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'll put lasers in your eyes and put you in a room filled with mirrors! Or maybe I'll rearrange your body parts and see how you fare on your own in the middle of the city!

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[identity profile] theboywithhorns.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
What are lasers? Are they very evil things?

I think you would have to catch me, first. I am very quick.

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Why the hell would I tell you anything now?!

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[identity profile] theboywithhorns.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you don't tell me what they are, I can't very well be scared of them, right?

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Then I'll just do the other one! Be afraid of that!

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[identity profile] theboywithhorns.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I will!

It was very nice to meet you, Mr. Demon!

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[identity profile] madsciencemaou.livejournal.com 2009-06-15 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't nice at all!