Mao

[there's a moment of relative quiet interspersed with reluctant grumblings when the recording begins] Oi, Yorda. I'm... [he scoffs. Really, he can't believe something like this would end up happening]

I'm going to be gone a little longer than I thought. Don't do anything stupid. ...And don't touch anything until I get back.

That power... What the hell was that just now?

I want to know more about "charm."

...When did the light come back on?

Hmmm... What are you? Interesting technology, but what is it used for--hm? Oho... recording me, are you? Hm... This had better not be some sort of spying device. If it is, I'll just dismantle this thing and use it for scrap metal.

But I suppose if it's going to be recording me, I might as well make good use of it. I wonder if this is broadcast anywhere... A communications device?

Oi! If anyone can hear me over this thing, where's the nearest Dimensional Gate?! Obviously there's been some sort of mistake. Whose idea was it to put a prinny in charge, anyway?

And what's with the domes? Is there some kind of climate control necessary for this place or something? ...I wonder if there's a machine for it around here somewhere...